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Monday Night Raw Results 12/14/2009

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Monday Night Raw/Slammy Awards 2009 Results
December 14th, 2009
Guest Host: Dennis Miller
Report by: Richard Trionfo & PWInsider.com

It is a big night as the red (not from blood) carpet is ready for the Slammy Awards.

We are live from Corpus Christi, Texas and your announcers are Jerry ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Lawler, Michael ‘I miss Vintage Weekend Update’ Cole, and Matt ‘My ears are bleeding’ Striker.

We are told about the tournament to determine the Superstar of the Year before Dennis Miller is introduced.

Dennis says that he is glad to be here and he comments on the effect of the pyro. Dennis throws out a few comments that go over the fan’s heads. Dennis suggests that there are a few similarities between wrestling and politics and we see a photo of Nancy Pelosi and Vickie Guerrero. We see some other photos of wrestlers
and politicians together. Dennis mentions how he has similar beliefs about the troops and he mentions USA Cares.

It is time for the first award and is being presented by the musical stars of WWE, R Truth and Jillian Hall. The first award is for ‘Best Tag Team’ and Jillian decides to belt out a song from the 1990s and it gets almost as good a reception as the opening monologue. Truth has new lyrics for his song and tells Jillian to ‘shut up’. The nominees are Chris Jericho and Big Show, Degeneration X, Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes, David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. The winners are Chris Jericho and Big Show.

Chris and Show come out to accept their awards. Show looks happy while Jericho looks miffed about last night. Jericho wondered if the crowd was expecting someone else. Jericho says that he could feign surprise but they are the greatest tag team of this year or any other year. They should have won the award. Chris has two people to thank. First, he thanks Edge for being a coward and getting hurt to force them to relinquish the titles. He also thanks himself for choosing Big Show to be his partner.

Show has to stoop to talk into the mic and he says that despite what happened last night, they will regain (or retain as Show said) their titles in the near future. Jericho says that they have invoked their rematch clause and they will face DX tonight to prove that they are the best tag team of all time.

We go to highlights from the Tables match when John Cena lost the title to Sheamus.

We go to commercial.

We are back and William Regal is in the ring with Vladimir Kozlov and Ezekiel Jackson and we see footage from last week’s ECW when they were in a six man tag match.

Regal says that despite what happened last week, they are on the same page right now. Regal says that he has challenged Christian to find two partners for a match tonight.

Christian comes out and Regal wants to know who Christian found as his partner. Christian says that he has found people who have had problems in the past but want to annihilate Regal and his band of miserable men.

Match Number One: Vladimir Kozlov, William Regal, and Ezekiel Jackson versus Christian, Kane, and Great Khali

Khali and Kozlov start off and Khali blocks a kick and he sends Kozlov to the mat. Kozlov goes for the leg but Khali does not move. Khali with a big boot to Kozlov but Kozlov tags Jackson into the match. Khali with a punch and Christian tags in and goes up top for a cross body and gets a near fall. Christian with a punch to Jackson and then he punches Regal. Jackson with a back breaker and a forearm to the back. Regal tags in and he connects with a knee to the back. Regal with a knee to the head and then he puts Christian on the turnbuckles. Kane is tagged in and he hits a clothesline into the corner followed by a vintage side slam. Kane goes up top and hits the clothesline to the side of the head but Kozlov breaks up the cover. Jackson tags in and he hits a clothesline but Kozlov makes a blind tag and he runs into a big boot. Khali tags in and hits the chop to the head for the three count.
Winners: Christian, Kane, and Great Khali

It is time for the next award to be presented. The next award is for Breakout Star and presenting are Tiffany and Teddy Long. Tiffany talks about the New Superstar Initiative and then we see the nominees: Sheamus, Drew McIntyre, Abraham Washington, and Yoshi Tatsu.

The winner is Sheamus. Sheamus comes out with his title belt and he accepts his award. Sheamus says that he figures everyone is taking him seriously now. He asks John Cena if he is taking him seriously. He is not a footnote because he beat John Cena. Sheamus mentions the greats who are in the Hall of Fame who never won the WWE Title like Roddy Piper, Curt Hennig, and Ricky Steamboat. Sheamus tells Cena that he is never getting the title back.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for Cole, Lawler, and Striker to talk about John Cena. Striker is not impressed with Cena and he wants to talk about the other three nominees. The nominees are CM Punk, the Undertaker, Randy Orton, and John Cena. Instead of voting, the winner will be determined by a four man tournament.

Match Number Two: Cody Rhodes versus Kofi Kingston

Cody comments to Kofi about his arm and the wrap on his upper arm. They lock up and Cody backs Kofi into the corner and Cody goes for the arm but Kofi gets out of the way. Kofi with a side head lock and Kofi with a shoulder tackle and he shows some pain. Kofi with a kick and drop kick followed by a leaping clothesline. Kofi with the Boom Boom Leg Drop and Ted DiBiase comes out and attacks Kofi. Evan Bourne comes out to make the save.

No Contest

Dennis Miller appears and he announces that we will have a tag match involving these four men. And he also tells Jeremy Piven and Al Sharpton to ‘suck it’ after he gives himself a Slammy.

Match Number Two and a Half: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase versus Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston

The match restarts with Kofi and Evan hitting suicide dives as we go to commercial.

We are back and DiBiase with a chin lock on Kofi. We see footage during the commercial when Cody took advantage of the injury to Kofi from last night. Cody and Ted with quick tags and Ted with a double sledge from the turnbuckles. DiBiase with a near fall on Kofi. Kofi with a punch but DiBiase with a snap mare and a kick to the arm. Cody tags back in and he drops a knee on the arm before tagging Ted back in. DiBiase with a key lock to the injured arm and Kofi with an escape and back body drop before he tags in Bourne who hits a running head scissors to Cody followed by a leg lariat. Bourne knocks Ted off the apron and then he hits a double knee take down for a near fall on Cody. Ted sends Kofi to the floor and Bourne sends Ted to the floor. Rhodes hits CrossRhodes for the three count.
Winners: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase

We go to commercial.

We are back and did you know that there is still more than 2 hours of show left . . . and the WWE does a lot with the military.

It is time for more awards to be presented and we return to Dennis Miller doing his best David Letterman Oscars imitation. Dennis introduces the next presenters and it is Vickie Guerrero and Santino Marella. Vickie throws out an Excuse Me or two. Vickie talks about special moments that have left audiences speechless. Vickie mentions her return to Smackdown. Santino comments on Vickie’s weight. It is time for Shocker of the Year and the nominees are: Randy Orton IEDDTing Stephanie McMahon; Batista attacking ‘HIS FRIEND’; CM Punk retires Jeff Hardy; and Sheamus runs Mark Cuban through a table.

The winner is CM Punk rids Smackdown and WWE of Jeff Hardy. Punk is excited to win and he accepts his award with pride. He pulls a James Cameron and we go to commercial.

We are back and Kane will be on ECW tomorrow night.

CM Punk is in the ring with his award and he has a list of people he wanted to thank but he figures that the people of Corpus Christi would not be quiet enough to listen. Punk thanks himself because without himself, this year would not be possible. Punk says that he was champion twice, won Money in the Bank for the second time, and is the only man who would tell everyone that they are throwing their lives away. He says that he speaks the truth and he does not care if people don’t like it. Punk says that his crowning achievement was getting rid of the Charismatic Enabler. He says that he is the first straight edge Slammy Award winner. He says that he will become the Straight Edge Superstar of the Year.

Match Number Three: CM Punk versus John Cena in a Superstar of the Year Semifinal Match

They lock up and Cena with a side head lock and Cena with a shoulder tackle. Punk with a drop kick and he gets a near fall. Punk with an Irish whip followed by a knee in the corner and a bulldog. Punk with a key lock as he isolates the arm. Cena powers out and he kicks Punk but Punk tries for the Go To Sleep but Cena counters it and puts Punk in the STF. Punk reaches for the ropes and Cena pulls Punk into the center of the ring and Punk taps.
Winner: John Cena

After the match, Cena gets on the mic and he congratulates Sheamus on being the new WWE champion. He says that he needs to take a second to apologize to anyone he let down last night. He says that you can try so hard at something and be prepared yet fail. Cena says that when you fail it is painful and it causes sadness and disappointment. He says that a man’s character is not judged after celebrating a victory, it is when your back is against a wall. No matter how great the setback and how severe the failure, you never give up. You pick yourself up and you move on. Cena says that there were some who might have lost faith in him. Cena wants to talk to those who still believe and still stand in his corner. He says that the WWE Universe is all that he has. He says that what happened at TLC will never happen again. He says that his Road to Wrestlemania starts right now and he looks for a graphic to point at. Cena says that he will not be stopped. Cena give a headline for WWE.com and he says that he is going to pull a Jack Swagger and not lose until he becomes WWE Champion again.

In case you missed the opening video package because YOUR FRIEND forgot to tell you it was a three hour Raw, we get to see it again.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for the Match of the Year Slammy to be presented and it is presented by Triple H and he is decked out in the overstock of DX merchandise. Hunter reminds us that they will be defending the titles later tonight. First, he has an award to present and he gives us a vintage ‘are you ready’. The nominees are: Shawn Michaels versus The Undertaker from Wrestlemania 25 (the 24th Anniversary); John Cena versus Randy Orton from Breaking Point in the I Quit Match; Jeff Hardy versus Edge from Extreme Rules in a Ladder Match and Punk’s victory minutes later; The Lots of People Tag Match from Bragging Rights. The winner is Shawn Michaels versus Undertaker.

Shawn Michaels comes out to accept the award. Hunter tells everyone that they need to buy the DVD to see this match. Shawn says that he has had the good fortune to win this award the last two years. Shawn mentions that he won it last year for beating Ric Flair. This year, he could not beat the Undertaker, but he is proud of what they accomplished in Houston that night. Shawn says that he can beat Undertaker and Taker knows it. Shawn throws out a challenge for Undertaker to meet one more time at Wrestlemania.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for the other half of the Match of the Year Slammy Award winner to come out, but he has a match to wrestle.

Match Number Four: Undertaker versus Randy ‘Dreamscape’ Orton in a Superstar of the Year Tournament Match

They lock up and Orton with a side head lock but Taker with a shoulder tackle. Taker works on the shoulder as he sets up for Old School. Orton pulls Taker off the turnbuckles and Orton stomps on Taker’s chest. Orton with more punches as he mounts Taker in a viperous manner. Orton punches Taker in the corner but Taker punches back. Orton and Taker exchange punches until Taker gets the advantage. Taker with an Irish whip and splash into the corner. Taker with snake eyes and a big boot followed by a leg drop of Death Valley for a near fall. Taker sets for the choke slam but Orton with a kick and punches. Orton clotheslines Taker over the top rope but Taker lands on his feet and he pulls Orton to the floor. Taker goes for the vintage leg drop on the apron. Taker walks up the ramp to stop Rhodes and DiBiase from advancing any further. Maybe they did not plan to attack Taker because the delay allows Orton to recover long enough to hit an RKO and then he gets into the ring before the referee’s ten count.
Winner: Randy Orton by count out

After the match, Rhodes and DiBiase attack Taker in the ring but Taker grabs DiBiase and Rhodes by the throat and sends them over the top rope to the floor. Taker hits a choke slam on Orton and then he forces the referee out of the ring. Taker looks at Rhodes and DiBiase.

We go to commercial.

We are back with another Slammy Award presentation and this time it is for Dennis Miller to agree that this has been a bit tedious. It is time for the Guest Host of the Year Slammy and Vince McMahon is here to present it. Vince talks about his vision for guest hosts. Vince says that some have been better than others and Vince looks at tonight’s guest host. Vince says the audience has been lousy. The nominees are: Bob Barker; Seth Green; Shaquille O’Neal; and The Osbournes. The winner is Bob Barker. We go to a pre-recorded message from Bob and he thanks everyone for the award.

Vince asks Dennis who he would suggest to be a guest host. Dennis throws out a curveball and mentions Bret Hart. Vince says that Bret screwed himself the last time he was in WWE. Dennis asks the fans if they would want it.

We go to commercial.

Dennis is in his office and he is interrupted by Chris Jericho on the phone. Jericho says that he brings a lot to the table. He thanks Dennis for showing him some respect. He knows that Dennis can cancel the rematch, but he knows that Dennis is aware of the power. Dennis says that Jericho’s whining is a sign that people think the world revolves around him. Dennis says that Jericho is an energy black hole that sucks the vibe out of the show. He compares Jericho to Kanye West. Dennis says that he is keeping the match on the show because he wants to keep Jericho off Monday Night Raw. Jericho says that he is going to prove Dennis and the rest of the hypocrites wrong.

Dennis is back on the phone and he says that it was just Jericho whining again.

We see photos from the end of the main event from last night’s pay per view before our rematch.

Match Number Five: Degeneration X versus Slammy Award Winning Tag Team of the Year Chris Jericho and Big Show in a Unified Tag Title Match

Jericho and Hunter start things off and then Michaels gets behind the referee and Hunter pushes the referee down. The referee calls for the bell.
Winners: Chris Jericho and Big Show by disqualification

After the match, Shawn gets on the mic and wants to know why Hunter cost them the match. Shawn points out that the titles don’t change hands on a disqualification. Hunter apologizes for costing them the match and the winner’s prize money. It was also the one rematch that Jericho gets. Shawn says that it is horrible to be Jericho because now Jericho isn’t supposed to be in a Raw ring. Shawn says that Jericho is trespassing. Hunter wonders if there is anyone who would be able to get Jericho out of the ring and band together. Wrestlers from all three brands come out in DX gear (that I hope they paid for because if not, they are getting cease and desist letters).

Michaels with Sweet Chin Music and Jericho rolls to the apron and then he goes to the floor and he is not smiling any more. Jericho says that he wants to stay on Raw and have it done right.

We go to the back where Jericho is being forced to leave the building. Jericho throws a fit and he is pushed out of the building while the Smackdown and ECW members of the mob stay in the building.

We are back with another award and Carlito, Eve, and Chris Masters are out to present the next award. Masters makes this segment a pectacular. They are out to present the Extreme Moment of the Year. Carlito tells Masters to stop doing his pec dance and says that he can do it too. Carlito asks Eve if she can do it too. Eve tells Carlito that he will never find out. The nominees are: Kofi Kingston’s attack on Randy Orton in Madison Square Garden; Big Show sends John Cena through a light; Jeff Hardy with a swanton through a table from a big ladder; Triple H attacking Randy Orton and his vapid ‘wife’ at Orton’s house.

The winner is Jeff Hardy hitting the Swanton from Summerslam. Accepting the award is Matt Hardy. Matt says that it is really cool. He says that Jeff is very honored and he wants to thank everyone. Carlito wants to know why Matt is accepting the award. Carlito stops Matt’s speech by punching Matt. Carlito accepts the award on his behalf and he thanks Jesus, the Academy, and Team Jacob. He also thanks Puerto Rico and himself. Master puts Carlito in the Master Lock and then Hardy punches Carlito.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to see the trailer for Marine 2 starring Ted DiBiase (sometimes Junior).

Match Number Six: The Miz, Zack Ryder, and Drew McIntyre versus John Morrison, Yoshi Tatsu, and Mark Henry

Henry and Miz start things off but McIntyre distracts Henry and Miz attacks Henry from behind. Henry presses Miz over his head and drops him like the Ultimate Warrior. Henry works on the arm and he tags in Morrison who goes after his former tag team partner with a double sledge from the turnbuckles and a side Russian leg sweep and standing shooting star press for a near fall. Miz with a punch and McIntyre is tagged in. Morrison with a double leg take down and he punches McIntyre but McIntyre punches back. Morrison tries for the Shining Wizard but McIntyre moves and Ryder tags in. Ryder wants Yoshi into the match and Yoshi blocks a kick and he puts Ryder in a side head lock. Yoshi with a shoulder tackle and they go to a stalemate. Ryder woo woo woos but Yoshi kicks Ryder in the head for the three count.
Winners: Mark Henry, Yoshi Tatsu, and John Morrison

After the match, Yoshi acts like he won a Slammy for Breakout Star of the Year.

We see Divas walking in the back as we go to commercial.

Match Number Seven: Kelly Kelly, Maria, The Bellas, Gail Kim, Mickie James, and Melina versus Michelle McCool, Layla, Rosa Mendes, Natalya, Beth Phoenix, Alicia Fox, and Maryse

There is some bickering before the match as the Project Runway championship is going to be determined.

Rosa and Mickie start things off and Rosa sends Mickie to the mat and then she mounts Mickie and slams her head into the mat. Rosa slaps Mickie but Mickie with a punch. Rosa sends Mickie into the turnbuckles but Mickie with a kick and head scissors. Mickie with a kick and Implant DDT for the three count.
Winners: Mickie James, The Bellas, Kelly Kelly, Maria, Gail Kim, and Melina

Out to present the next award are the Odd Couple of Montel Vontavious Porter and Goldust. They are out to present Diva of the Year. Goldust suggests that since he acts like a diva at times, he should take the award. Goldust throws out a PMS reference. The winner is Maria.

Maria thanks the WWE Universe for all of their support. Batista West comes out and he talks about the screwjob of the year award. He says that he was screwed out of the title last night and he should be Superstar of the Year. Batista is escorted from the stage by Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker and the rest of the State Patrol and we go to commercial.

We are back and Dennis has been released from protective custody to introduce the next presenters and he probably wishes he was thrown in jail with Batista because it is Abraham Washington, Tony Atlas, and Big Dick Johnson. Tony laughs while Johnson dances and Abe is the reasonable one. It is the Oh My Moment of the Year: Chris Masters and his Pectacular; Shawn Michaels superkicks a girl; Michael Cole getting sick at the 10th Anniversary Superstar; Santino hitting Vickie with a pie.

The ‘winner’ is anyone who was not watching this segment. The Slammy goes to Michael Cole and his regurgitorial ability. Cole celebrates like he won a Pulitzer for War Coverage. He celebrates with Big Dick Johnson. Cole says that Slobberknocker is passé because it is a vintage time. Cole gets the cheap pop of the night for insulting Oklahoma and supporting Texas.

Dennis Miller returns and he expresses what everyone else thinks about Big Dick Johnson. Dennis mentions USA Cares again and he says that the next Slammy will be awarded after the next match.

We are back with a DX holiday merchandise promo. The Elimination Chamber segment is replaced with a new ring structure and no box jokes but Hunter destroys the ring. Time for the breakdown. Hunter has a DX snuggie for Shawn. Hornswoggle returns and he grunts and gives them a gift. They get gift cards and Hunter gets a Triple H one. Hunter sees the shirt and he says that even though he got gifts for them, Hornswoggle is not off the hook. Shawn and Hunter go after Hornswoggle but Hornswoggle escapes.

Next week’s guest host is Johnny Damon and he will have some Secret Santas.

Match Number Eight: Randy ‘Anaconda’ Orton versus John Cena in a Superstar of the Year Finals Match and Step One of the John Cena I’m Not Losing Again Until I Win the Title Again Tour

Cena punches Orton and slams his head into the turnbuckles. Cena with an Irish whip and kick followed by a fisherman’s suplex and a near fall. Cena punches Orton in the corner and then he slams Orton followed by an elbow drop for a near fall. Cena with an Irish whip and he tries for the bulldog but Orton sends Cena to the floor. Orton goes out after Cena and he connects with a European uppercut and then he sends Cena into the ring post. Orton rolls Cena back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Orton with boots to Cena and then he walks around before he stomps on Cena’s lower abdomen. Orton with a knee drop to the head. Orton kicks Cena in the corner and the referee tries to pull Orton away. Cena with a leap frog neck breaker and then he goes up top for the leg drop and hits it and gets a two count. Orton with a neck breaker and then he stands over Cena before he punches Cena in the head. Cena with a rollup when Orton takes too long between punches. Orton with a clothesline for a near fall.

Orton with the Garvin (who according to Buck, never beat Andre) Stomp followed by the leaping knee drop. Cena with the two flying shoulder tackles followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb and it is time for the third move of the Moves of Doom, the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena gets Orton up for the Attitude Adjustment but Orton escapes. Orton tries for an RKO but Cena escapes. Cena with an STF attempt but Orton escapes that. Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment but Orotn has his hand on the rope. Orton rolls to the floor and then he hits the IEDDT from the apron and both men are down. Orton thinks about the field goal but he rolls Cena back in and gets a near fall as Cena uses the power of the sun to kick out. Orton lines up and he tries for the field goal but Cena acts like Lucy and pulls the ball away. Cena with the Attitude Adjustment for the three count.
Winner: John Cena

After the match, Sheamus comes out with his title belt and Cena wants Sheamus to come to the ring but Sheamus is not going to do what the former champion says.

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